Crew-issued apparel
Heavyweight tees and hoodies carrying the flagship “We Accept No Responsibility” identity without looking like generic novelty merch.
Initial issue: T-shirts · Hoodies
Ecommerce · Corporate morale division
We accept no responsibility.
Convincingly official workwear, decals, signs, drinkware, and downloadable paperwork for crews who know safety is a strong third priority.
Notice LW-001 · Probably up to code
Flagship issue: Liability Works field uniform
Founder promise 01
Small-batch, quality-first releases
A tight catalog tested before unnecessary inventory meetings occur.
Founder promise 02
The joke survives the wash
Merchandise chosen to work hard, not just photograph well once.
Founder promise 03
No fabricated endorsements
Just honest products, deadpan policies, and paperwork nobody requested.
Approved procurement
Uniforms, warnings, and evidence.
Industrial-grade visual discipline applied to objectively unserious ideas. Built for job sites, garages, break rooms, and highly questionable gifts.
Site identification
Hard-hat decals, stickers, and garage signs engineered to pass as official notices until someone reads the fine print.
Field equipment: Decals · Stickers · Signs
Break-room compliance
Mugs and giftable desk contraband for supervisors, mechanics, operators, facilities teams, and the coworker who keeps replying all.
Morale assets: Mugs · Workplace gifts
Downloadable documentation
Printable incident reports, safety bulletins, job postings, and policies for fictional departments with very real administrative confidence.
Immediate delivery: Novelty documents
Current requisitions
Issued by management
Mandatory morale improvement
Equip the least responsible crew.
Secure official-looking goods for the shop, job site, garage, or coworker who absolutely should not be operating that.